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just witnessed a 22-year-old not knowing how to close an envelope. they didn't believe the person that told them to lick it. to be fair, it *does* sound ridiculous.
Alien:
Have.. have your species maybe considered NOT being a bag of giant dicks to each other
Me:
(struggling to decipher alien thought waves)
What is this strange concept called 'not being a dick'
I could totally do this.
It would be evil, but I could.
And amusing, yes. But evil.
Evil... amusing... evil... amusing... #thestruggleisreal
Beware fascism. #resist
Dad woken up per his request. He clearly needed more nap, but he needed something to drink and his 5pm pills.
Got him up, out, oriented. Something to drink. Had him take his pills, and now he's back down for more nap.
Non-stop birthday action!
😐
*buys thing on Amazon*
“Based on your buying history, here are more of the thing”
But I already have the thing
“Other people recommend these same things”
But I have the thing
“And different colors of the thing”
But I...
“Here are 86 variations of the thing”
Amazon stop
DHCP over NTP
Nearly a minute has been shaved off the Nürburgring record with a mid-engined 2.0L turbocharged hybrid V4 and I can't. stop. watching the video.
racing flan XD
okay I'm having too much fun making these and need to wash dishes
Still more of a wiki than Wikileaks
most common question asked in a maths classroom: "why do we have to do this why can't we just use a calculator"
blatant lie told to every pupil since like 1980: "you won't always have a calculator available"
actual truth: "calculators are devil objects, none of them work the same, you'll only really be acquainted with how exactly one of them works across your lifetime and when it comes time to use it again you'll have forgotten how it works anyway"
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In other BSDs for 2018/06/30 by Justin Sherrill
https://www.dragonflydigest.com/2018/06/30/21441.html
Open source's nature is to fade into the background and go unnoticed except by those whose work touches it directly. It is the plankton of computing. We all breathe, but few of us stop to think about where the oxygen is coming from.
-- "Producing Open Source Software" by Karl Fogel
~1 million Creative Commons images on 500px.com are dissapearing tomorrow!
If you have the resources please install the Archiveteam's Warrior program and select the 500px project! https://www.archiveteam.org/index.php?title=ArchiveTeam_Warrior
irc is #500pieces on efnet
thank you (boosts very appreciated)
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