♲ @Marie Chatfield (mariechatfield@twitter.com): I think I figured out why coding interviews stress me out so much
my natural mode of problem-solving is very exploratory & experimental, testing ideas & building up
but interviews feel like you have to KNOW the right approach right away & execute perfectly on the first try
me: it's dumb how many #dnd campaigns start with each character introducing their whole backstory to these people they just met
me 5s later, talking online to someone i've never met: and i vowed on that day on that sixth grade school bus to become a champion of justice and protec
Happy Canada Day! 
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Let’s let the free market sort it ou..... oh
(There are more, but she didn't do those)
cow content 🐮
just witnessed a 22-year-old not knowing how to close an envelope. they didn't believe the person that told them to lick it. to be fair, it *does* sound ridiculous.
Alien:
Have.. have your species maybe considered NOT being a bag of giant dicks to each other
Me:
(struggling to decipher alien thought waves)
What is this strange concept called 'not being a dick'
I could totally do this.
It would be evil, but I could.
And amusing, yes. But evil.
Evil... amusing... evil... amusing... #thestruggleisreal
Beware fascism. #resist
Dad woken up per his request. He clearly needed more nap, but he needed something to drink and his 5pm pills.
Got him up, out, oriented. Something to drink. Had him take his pills, and now he's back down for more nap.
Non-stop birthday action!
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*buys thing on Amazon*
“Based on your buying history, here are more of the thing”
But I already have the thing
“Other people recommend these same things”
But I have the thing
“And different colors of the thing”
But I...
“Here are 86 variations of the thing”
Amazon stop
DHCP over NTP
Nearly a minute has been shaved off the Nürburgring record with a mid-engined 2.0L turbocharged hybrid V4 and I can't. stop. watching the video.
racing flan XD
okay I'm having too much fun making these and need to wash dishes
