The more I ponder this question, the more annoyed I am.
The person who asked is my oldest friend. We've fallen out of touch in the last few years, but we've known each other for 47 years.
I mean... has he *met* me?
Apparently I am insufficiently myself. Must try harder.
@mwlucas Is that statement a joke?
Needs more tentacles?
@mwlucas you wanna come over for a poker game this weekend?
@djsundog Nope. I don't play poker. Obviously.
@mwlucas so what's the best way to buy the hardcover that nets you the most money?