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Not sure what to make of this classified from the Grosse Pointe News. Taking care of old deep space scientists? Giving Nyarlathotep a perm?
@mwlucas Tentacles don't braid themselves
@mwlucas Probably meant cosmetologist.
@Riley perhaps. A literal interpretation is far more intriguing though.
@mwlucas Does Martin Blank still need hospice for his mother?
@mwlucas Stephen Hawking presumably had some help who's now looking for other work.
@edavies <facepalm> Of course! Obvious, really.
@mwlucas code words for John Cusack's next hit?