This is Soft Yellow Duck, and I've had him since the day I was born, and my partner just fished him out, placed him on my pillows and solemnly declared him Soft Yellow Emperor.
@pamela /me takes out his trumpet and plays some fanfare.
All Hail the Emperor in Yellow!
@pamela I, for one, welcome our new duck emperor!
@pamela this is the kind of politics I can get behind, may Soft Yellow Duck reign for 1,000 years.