I have a little drinking game for when I read Slashdot at home.

Every time I see somebody on on Slashdot use evolutionary psychology to rationalize an aspect of the status quo that fucks over women, I do a shot.

Like with this asshole: https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12241338&cid=56800582

As a consequence, I frequently regret reading Slashdot at work, because I don't have my friends Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and Johnny Walker with me.