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Dyson AirBlade my ass. It cuts nothing.
@kurtm How did you even get your ass in there?
@trondd It's one of the units that is wall mounted but only has one blade for each hand/cheek.
@kurtm it works on a geological timeline. you need to leave something in front of it for about 1-2 geochronological epochs in order for it to slowly wear away the thing you want cut
@kurtm I'm glad because I want to keep my fingers 😂